hi, I'm…

Mr Flocky

I live here rent-free and I'm never leaving.

I get in the way of everything, I investigate everything, and in summer I flock around after flies at full speed. Boxes get chewed. Cuddles get demanded. Come say hi.

born 15 Sep 2025 rent · £0 always watching you
Mr Flocky
the boss
Flocky as a kittenday one
Flocky nowin charge now
the story so far

Born 15 September 2025. Moved in on 20 October — a tiny fluffball in a cherry-print blanket and a bell collar two sizes too big.

He was very small and very brave. He is no longer small.

These days Flocky gets in the way of absolutely everything. He investigates every little thing, follows you room to room, and sleeps wherever he likes — usually the exact spot you were about to sit in. And he's always watching. Always. It's fine.

In summer he flocks around after every fly in the house. The rest of the year, he mostly supervises — and asks for cuddles.

a few of my favourite things

Things I love

My food

"The one I scream for at 6am."

I'll trip you on the stairs for this. 10/10, no notes.

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My treats

"Say the word and I'm yours. Briefly."

Currency of the realm. I'll love you for exactly as long as they last.

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My toys

"Flies in summer, boxes all year."

I chase flies and chew every box I find. Buy me real toys too — I'll allow it.

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My bed

"My throne. Also everywhere else."

Officially where I sleep. Unofficially: your lap, the clean laundry, and wherever you're sitting.

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caught on camera

Photos of me

playtime
garden patrol
box: defeated
in the way
cuddle time
the stare